Total Medals Earned: 1,375 (From 188 different games.) Total Medal Score: 21,040 Points
Medals Earned: 1/14 (5/505 points)
Die 50 times
Commit suicide 15 times
Die 100 times
Die 200 times
You could have white teeth by now
Die 500 times
Die 1000 times, put down your keyboard and go outside
2 hours of gameplay
Finish under 30 minutes, but I guess you're used to that
you're glitching the game, aren't you? Right? RIGHT!?
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/7 (25/245 points)
Complete the game!
Find at least 1 star!
Find at least 2 stars!
Find at least 3 stars!
Find at least 4 stars!
Get all 5 stars!
Medals Earned: 1/3 (10/40 points)
Get pwned by the game!
Find the first secret area!
Finish the game!
Medals Earned: 39/39 (430/430 points)
Level 1
Level 10
Level 11
Level 12
Level 13
Level 14
Level 15
Level 2
Level 3
Level 4
Level 5
Level 6
Level 7
Level 8
Level 9
Extract atoms from 118 different elements
Learn at 100% all elements in Knowledge
2 weeks played
24 Hours active time
Buy all upgrades
Ascension
Medals Earned: 3/23 (15/485 points)
infect a total of 100 red bloodcells.
purchase your first upgrade.
destroy a white bloodcell.
at first i was afraid, i was petrified.
spawn a total of 300 germs.
infect a total of 2500 red bloodcells.
upgrade damage to level 10.
have 65 germs alive at the same time.
destroy a total of 900 white bloodcells.
upgrade latency to level 11.
oh my god it's so intense!
spawn a total of 10000 germs.
upgrade immunity to level 9.
upgrade auto-infect to level 8.
survive a stage without infecting a single bloodcell.
earn 3500 EP for a single stage.
finish 5 stages in a row without dying.
start from scratch after completing stage 25.
upgrade reproduction rate to level 6.
finish the final stage of the campaign.
earn a total of 70000 EP.
Medals Earned: 3/19 (125/645 points)
Should've kept you Locke-d up
You Won!
It sure is animaly in here
Yum Yum
Is it edible?
Credit where credit is due
Listen to a song used in the game
Good job!
Oh my goodNess!
Well, maybe not THAT famous
Legend has it the Toppat's have this sword
Fail a Total of 100 Times
Get All 60 Unique Fails
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/180 points)
Reach a highscore of 5 points
Reach a highscore of 10 points
Reach a highscore of 15 points
Reach a highscore of 20 points
Medals Earned: 1/15 (25/500 points)
Finish World 1.
Get the medal on the tutorial stage.
Unlock the annoying but gently soothing rotating jump.
Finish World 3.
Unlock the Jukebox.
Finish World 2.
Unlock the loooooooooooooooong trail.
Unlock the funny-looking tileset.
Medals Earned: 2/3 (60/110 points)
Beat all Regular levels
Beat all Hardcore levels
Get at least 3 stars on each Challenge level
Medals Earned: 7/8 (340/365 points)
Boss #1
Boss #2
Boss #3
Boss #5
Boss #4
Boss #6
Crash the game... and your computer?